Friday, September 12, 2008

21 Dec 2012!!! R u a believer?

HAhaha, recently doomdays 2012 dec 12 is the current heated topic among my company lunch kakis. Started by an IT engineer; he keep on saying there r proof tt earth is going to end at 2012, saying u tube got those scientist saying n documentary n blah blah. Of cse some pple believe, some tink is bullhit la. Being curious abt those u tubes videos he is refering to, i did went to check it out and i feel tt the part 1 to part 5 r all trying to sell the lame shit survival guide for 2012. The amusing part is there is actually a survival guide to it! Hello is doomsday, is the end liao, hw r u going to survive by juz reading the lame shit survival guide. If cn survive then it will nt be label as Armageddon or End of world liao rite. Really funny that there is those jia ba bo sai pang doomsayers, who will make video, twist NASA facts, spreading "prediction" to cause pandemonium. But wat stun me is there are actually pple believing it. When i type in 2012 n google it, there is actually >1000000articles relating to this 2012. I manage to find n read some forum that entertain me; there are abt 1000s europeans starting to prepare for this 2012, and gt 1 guy commenting tt he is very sian n shocked, as he haven earned enough $$ to leave his country n this 2012 is coming to vanquished his dream. HAhahaaha...

The reason of y 2012 is the end of days oso equally amaze me. I may nt be accurate liao coz some reasons i read n forget liao. Hever if u r really interested in the reasons provided by those doomsayers u cn go google 2012 n entertain urself.

Some Reasons those doomsayers believe tt Earth will CUI in 2012 include:

1. 2012 is the end of Mayan Calendar. Therefore earth will oso end coz mayan civilisation predict things very zun, so if their calendar stop at 2012 means Earth will end oso.

2. The North pole and South Poles switch places. They say scientist oso cfm tt liao which i cnt find the documented proof. K but their story goes something like this: Once these 2 poles switch places, there will be no magnetism on earth for dunno 100 or 10000 yrs, then we cui la, those radiation fr sun will penetrate in n we will be vaporise in mere seconds. But i think if u gt watch Indiana jones 4 n have enugh refrigerators, maybe u cn survive coz u cn hide inside like hw Indiana escape fr the nuclear blast n radiation. HAhahaha.....

3.Planet X oso known as the Destroyer in the dunno wat myth(Paiseh read too much n forget wat myth liao) The story is something like this NASA found a very big unidentified object in 1983, they take picture, anaylse n is dunno 8 times or hw many times larger than earth in dunno hw many million miles away but here comes the exciting part like any hollywood story; this object is COMING in the direction of EArth!!! Scared liao rite. hahaha. K so wat so big deal of this gigantic BALL coming beside crashing into us. K according to them, this planet x no nd to direct hit us, we oso will cui. The moment it enter the solar system, it will evolve from a planet into a SUN. Cn u believe this. Nw we have 2 Suns!! k back to story, nw this new sun will bring in superstorms, flood, tidal waves, heat waves, earthquake, volcano eruption, super fast ice age.......in general u name it, the new sun will bring it.

Haiz.. Too bad we nt living in the ancient times when we have Chang-er husband HOu-Yi. If nt we sacre wat? HOu yi nothing to do oso cnt shoot down 9 suns liao. Now 1 more cum, really a piece of cake. Tio bo. TOO bad, Hou-yi will nt be in 2012 to save our asses. Hehhe.

4. Another reason is dunno every 36000yrs(the actual yr i read n forget liao) the earth will align herself to the dunno blackhole in the universe and these blackholes will suck everything into the abyss. End of story liao lor. Black hole win liao. Sucked up all of us, wat cn we do, maybe the survival guide cn teach us a few tricks but tt wil be provided we buy the guide lor. hahaha.

There are many more reasons provided on the net by those doomsayers which i cnt remeber liao, the above listed r those tt captivated me wan coz i really find them entertaining. I muz also admit tt these doomsayers has gone a lvl up. NOw beside saying these catastrophic events we will tio, they add in 1 more thing. Which is; they say all they say r true, is juz tt all countries govt cover this great secret to avoid panic. HAhaha, so some weak minded pple read liao will believe and "siam leo" lor.

But my own view is, y bother 2012 really the end of the world anot? Coz if really is true, wat cn u do abt it? Buy the survival guide n u will survive? Beside we always dunno wat will happen to us in the nxt moment. Tio bo? So juz enjoy n live life to the fullest, then we wil nt be bothered when will the earth end.

Cheers!!!

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