New Poem!

Ok the 4th poem of my 种川作品集 is here. I basically get ideas from everyday stories or event or my feeling or others experience/feeling/stories and summarise them into my not very zai poems. K, the origins of this 4th poem comes from my very best friends ~ Xiao Feng. I read his blog regarding his IA life, and he is saying that his new allocated sitting area is artic cold, pple misuse him, ask him do those clerical work instead of the IA programme and even aunties mistaken him as our fav friends Ah Tiongs.After reading his blog, i cn sense his 英雄无用武之处 feeling and is inspired to write a poem abt this.

4th Poem titled: 壮志

北风如刀刺胸膛
被误飞龙是只虫
难逢时机若一到
龙呤万里吞天下 ~种川作品集

Yah, basically nw i seldom use vulgarities to reflect my feelings, tink putting in poems seems to be more refined and zai. So nw i go any feeling inside me usually is write poems, hard to see me F*** in Msn again. Hard la, but i try lor.hehehe.

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Welcome to the invited list onli!!!

Hehehehe,i noe not much pple see my blog wan, so to make these very chuanster supporter more feel privileged, i make the blog onli for invited list people. Partly oso influence by Ah Liang oso. But he is for different reasons la. His aim of making his blog private is to make pple tul*n n pissed as they waste their time to log in n see no updates wan. But mine is different. My objective is to let my chuanster supporters feel privileged than others, so i make it invited list access onli la. hehehe.

Many thanks to those who still waste their time to log in n see i talk cock.

Cheers!!!

Mr M n Miss L!!!!

Yah, Mr M n Miss L are real people, so have to use alphabet to safeguard their identities. This is a true story and onli the staff of my IA company people will noe n understand. Hehehehee. Miss L has An Lian Mr M for a long time, and the worst part is Mr M is leaving n oso dun seem to care abt this Miss L. Yah la, just like those chiong yao love novel tt kind of thing la, very rou mah wan sia. So in office, mad vien put foward a challenge to me n say: Hey siao eh, since u say u can write poem so zai rite, can u put urself in Miss L shoes n write a poem describing ur feeling n desires? Of cse, being a chuanster myself, cfm accept the challenge la. But i muz admit the ist attempt i try to come a poem titled 等待， is nt as impressive la. I hate to but have to admit that. So i no choice liao mah, so i sit down there quickly tink of a better n much more poetic to describe Miss L feeling wan. In the end, i oso neva within 15 mins tot of 1 la, tink this time i took longer abt 30 mins like tt. I come up with my 种川作品集 the 3rd poem.

3rd poem titled: 暗恋与期盼

不见明影心刺痛

原已柔情深似海

如郎知我心中属

今夕相会望春风

~种川作品集

Hahaha, rou mah bo. Hehehe, Boh bian, love poem nd to have some rou mah elements in it wan. Hahaha...

Take note, ist sentence got Mr M last name inside. hehehehe.

Just wish Miss L al the best ba.

Cheers!!!

A trip to orchard party world!!!

K, last Mon me & my company pple: ming ming, mad vien, wah ge n one of their funny friend called Lou han(maybe he is fr LOTR, Rohan?) ;we went down to orchard party world ktv to celebrate the leaving of ming ming to pursue his greater endeavour outside of the current company. N of cse, we have fun, we have joy, but no season in the sun la coz we reach there evening liao, oso thanks to wah ge treat us taxi, if nt we will reach tt later, n their friend cfm will pissed wan coz he is there dunno for 1 hrs liao. hahahaha.

So we acted like tourist and took some pictures to liu lian la. Of cse, mad vien strikes again. She dun dare to walk with us at orchard there coz she scare we will xia suay her and those yandao will laugh at her if see her in our company. HAhaha, actually we all oso tink otherwise oso la. We scare those chio mei mei wil laugh at us if see us in her company. AHhahahaha. Tink if she see this, i will kena some punches from her, some more my back is facing her in office. Scarly sia... Mad vien strikes anytime man... Muz keep a lookout everytime.HAhahahahaha..........

The funny part is when we at KTV, mad vien actually has a zai camera but she neva take out n use. Instead she use her camera phone to take picture. N all pictures turn out to be blur wan. Really funny sia. Lucky wah ge up to his same tricks again la, use his camera to video recording our funny parts inside the ktv. Too bad la, the file again too big, if nt i cn upload n let u guys see hw mad vien perform in ktv. AHhahahaha.

Here are the few pictures:



From Left to right: Mad Vien, Me, Lou-han, Ming Ming, n of cse wah ge taking the camera so nt in picture la. HAhaha.

Looking forward to such enjoyable outing again. Hehehhehe.

Cheers!!!

From Foul Mouth Chuan to Poet Chuan??

Yah, 2 wks ago, i tell myself i nd to reduce my usage of vulgar language, so far i did maintain tt ba. I guess so. By doing so, I tink i disappoint some of my chuankaholics out there as they prefer the old sch aggressive chuan. But i tink is time for me to move on from there ba, so give it a try lor, see whether i cn be civillised n more well mannered for some time?

Yah. then yesterday suddenly got inspiration during my msn chat with xiao feng in office. n wrote 2 chinese poems in less than 30 mins. I myself oso cnt believe it. So mai siao siao, dun tink i onli got hokkien, canto, eng vulgarities onli hor.

Ist Poem Title: 知音

赢得世界又如何

只恨知音难寻之

二十三年春已过

苦求知音来寻之

~种川作品集

2nd Poem Title: 时间

抬头一望时已过

快乐时光似匆匆

任你一生富敌国

只有光阴难抓摸

~种川作品集

Above r the 2 pieces of chi poems i wrote, i hope i got more such inspiration in future. Aiya, but now nobody give a **** for poem liao rite. Hahaha. Every time strike at wrong time wan. Or Maybe i really born in the wrong era. Hahahhaha...

Cheers!!!

A day in the Technician Room

Ya, last week we supposed to present or in simple terms show the "man in the room" our rough prototype of our project; the semi auto VMI machine. Coz they neva allocate place for us, so we bo bian have to find places anywhere in the company. OF cse our ist choice is the technician rm, coz apart from getting the no. 1 service fr the technician, tt place is oso full of equipment available for us to utilise. N i went in there, found a spot and set up the prototype. Then we began to wait there. Coz as every 1 noe "man in the rm" is always busy n full of meeting, so we get bored while waiting for him. At ist is we juz sit down there, then dunno y got a siao idea of driving car, then we gt some impromptu "set-up" of the driver front seat n the so called steering wheel, oso the misplaced hand-break at lefr hand side and a dunno is my accelerator pedal or front wheel thing la. In addition, to simulate the sound of the engine, oso got in the vaccum cleaner. OSo use table lamp as one of the car head-light and blah blah.So tell u liao mah, the technician rm really everything have.

Below are some of the pic i posting with the impromptu car:

Posing with the F1 driver pose.

Actually there is a video to this stint recorded by the big bully, mad vien. But the size too big liao, so i neva upload. Interested party cn get from me.Tink no 1 ba. K so after tt, "Man in the rm" finally arrived with my sup, "The Prince of Myanmar". Presented abit, then man in the room with his power summon pple fr QA n Production to come n take a look. As usual, these pple give many ideas and comments la, workable anot who noe sia? N this is where i nd to figure out. Hehehe.Then ltr Prince of Myanmar oso stun me. He say he will bring us out to eat. At ist, i tot we have to pay ourselves, turn out is a treat from him. Wooo. I oso feel relieved when i noe is he treat, coZ the menu i lookthrugh, all dishes min 4plus wan, out of my budget sia. So in the end, we ordered their set meal for 6 ppl, cost abt 80++, shiok sia. But i do noe there is no free lunch in this world wan la..Hehehe. Let see wat will be coming up in the nxt few months. The food there nt bad la, but at the last min, let me spot a xiao qiang crawling under the table. That is a big no no man. Xiao Qiang in a restaurant!!! If nt, i will visit tt restaurant again if nt for the last min appearnce of xiao qiang.

We took a pic there too:

From left to right: Wei Ming(chao wei), Jia Ling, Mad Vien, Hua-ge, of cse me la. N guess who is missing? Yah, "The Prince of Myanmar" coz he holding camera mah. Hehehhehe...

Cheers!!!

21 Dec 2012!!! R u a believer?

HAhaha, recently doomdays 2012 dec 12 is the current heated topic among my company lunch kakis. Started by an IT engineer; he keep on saying there r proof tt earth is going to end at 2012, saying u tube got those scientist saying n documentary n blah blah. Of cse some pple believe, some tink is bullhit la. Being curious abt those u tubes videos he is refering to, i did went to check it out and i feel tt the part 1 to part 5 r all trying to sell the lame shit survival guide for 2012. The amusing part is there is actually a survival guide to it! Hello is doomsday, is the end liao, hw r u going to survive by juz reading the lame shit survival guide. If cn survive then it will nt be label as Armageddon or End of world liao rite. Really funny that there is those jia ba bo sai pang doomsayers, who will make video, twist NASA facts, spreading "prediction" to cause pandemonium. But wat stun me is there are actually pple believing it. When i type in 2012 n google it, there is actually >1000000articles relating to this 2012. I manage to find n read some forum that entertain me; there are abt 1000s europeans starting to prepare for this 2012, and gt 1 guy commenting tt he is very sian n shocked, as he haven earned enough $$ to leave his country n this 2012 is coming to vanquished his dream. HAhahaaha...

The reason of y 2012 is the end of days oso equally amaze me. I may nt be accurate liao coz some reasons i read n forget liao. Hever if u r really interested in the reasons provided by those doomsayers u cn go google 2012 n entertain urself.

Some Reasons those doomsayers believe tt Earth will CUI in 2012 include:

1. 2012 is the end of Mayan Calendar. Therefore earth will oso end coz mayan civilisation predict things very zun, so if their calendar stop at 2012 means Earth will end oso.

2. The North pole and South Poles switch places. They say scientist oso cfm tt liao which i cnt find the documented proof. K but their story goes something like this: Once these 2 poles switch places, there will be no magnetism on earth for dunno 100 or 10000 yrs, then we cui la, those radiation fr sun will penetrate in n we will be vaporise in mere seconds. But i think if u gt watch Indiana jones 4 n have enugh refrigerators, maybe u cn survive coz u cn hide inside like hw Indiana escape fr the nuclear blast n radiation. HAhahaha.....

3.Planet X oso known as the Destroyer in the dunno wat myth(Paiseh read too much n forget wat myth liao) The story is something like this NASA found a very big unidentified object in 1983, they take picture, anaylse n is dunno 8 times or hw many times larger than earth in dunno hw many million miles away but here comes the exciting part like any hollywood story; this object is COMING in the direction of EArth!!! Scared liao rite. hahaha. K so wat so big deal of this gigantic BALL coming beside crashing into us. K according to them, this planet x no nd to direct hit us, we oso will cui. The moment it enter the solar system, it will evolve from a planet into a SUN. Cn u believe this. Nw we have 2 Suns!! k back to story, nw this new sun will bring in superstorms, flood, tidal waves, heat waves, earthquake, volcano eruption, super fast ice age.......in general u name it, the new sun will bring it.

Haiz.. Too bad we nt living in the ancient times when we have Chang-er husband HOu-Yi. If nt we sacre wat? HOu yi nothing to do oso cnt shoot down 9 suns liao. Now 1 more cum, really a piece of cake. Tio bo. TOO bad, Hou-yi will nt be in 2012 to save our asses. Hehhe.

4. Another reason is dunno every 36000yrs(the actual yr i read n forget liao) the earth will align herself to the dunno blackhole in the universe and these blackholes will suck everything into the abyss. End of story liao lor. Black hole win liao. Sucked up all of us, wat cn we do, maybe the survival guide cn teach us a few tricks but tt wil be provided we buy the guide lor. hahaha.

There are many more reasons provided on the net by those doomsayers which i cnt remeber liao, the above listed r those tt captivated me wan coz i really find them entertaining. I muz also admit tt these doomsayers has gone a lvl up. NOw beside saying these catastrophic events we will tio, they add in 1 more thing. Which is; they say all they say r true, is juz tt all countries govt cover this great secret to avoid panic. HAhaha, so some weak minded pple read liao will believe and "siam leo" lor.

But my own view is, y bother 2012 really the end of the world anot? Coz if really is true, wat cn u do abt it? Buy the survival guide n u will survive? Beside we always dunno wat will happen to us in the nxt moment. Tio bo? So juz enjoy n live life to the fullest, then we wil nt be bothered when will the earth end.

Cheers!!!

A new start?

Ya, nw i on the friendly chuan mode. My new trademark is a friendly smile. No more those days of aggressive look unless being provoke uncessarily and intentionally.


Pic i taken with the company mascot:

I smile already but dunno y the mascot face like very scare. Hahaha.

Cheers!!!

Health Caution!!!

Recently, i find tt i was in a rather bad shape. Feeling lethargic, tired, sore eyes and of cse tummy getting bigger and ezcema worsen. My panda eyes deepen and make me look like a dead man walking and give my supervisor and others an bad impression.The feeling Sux!!

All these is due to my excessive eating and fucking lack of slp. So i tell myself, i muz do something to this before any more serious shit happen.

Things going to happen during my "rehab":

1. No coffee after 9pm
2. Slp before 12am
3. One day 100 push-up; 100 15-kg dumbell training
4. One day 200 sit-up
5. One day min 5 kilo run ard the neighbour
6. Reduce intake of sugar by drinking less soft drinks and eat less.

Currently, this is my programme. Will change or add in items during next review.

"I See, I Chiong, I Conquer"