R u entertained or offended?

Hahaha. Recently in the recess, i meet up with xiao feng to do the MP3011 project. We talk cock then dunno y talk till last yr FOC. Then he very proud to show me one of my quite famous email tt raised some storm in the whole organisation exco committee. Tt email have many consequences. Some are entertained, some are pissed, some are impressed, some read liao, cnt eat,talk,slp for days, some tio PTSD symptoms ba. But it also bring in many pple to help our this foc and in the end is executable. Can say is this email motivate pple to help ba.(Actually is they bobian liao) Hahahaa. This in warfare is called Bo Fu Chen Zhou ba. Zhi zi yu si di er hou sheng. Hehehehe.

K the entertaining email goes like tt:

Subject: FOC Programmes details & logistic matters
Date: Mon, 26 May 2008 15:01:38 +0000

Good evening all comrades,

This is the ist time i m writing emails to ask u abt FOC shit matters. I noe is holiday mood, me myself oso nt keen on doing this fuck thing in the ist place but since we r in it, let push ourselves up, draw our arms, clench our fist, n settle this damn foc once n for all n stuff it up its candy asses.

Now ist thing, u all wan to have a meeting n i assign jobs to u pple or i assign job to u individual n u brave comrades will updates me??

Attached is the programme list done by Miss Amanda, in it u will find the games in-charge. Some programmes r nt finalised yet. Depend on amanda.

I got damn datelines to meet. According to Miss Stressful President, i nd to have the most updated programmes with all the fuck details in it by 5th June, coz SAO nd it by then.

To all:

Pls reply me whether u all wan to meet up to discuss or do individually then updates me?

Reply me to acknowlege that u have seen this msg.

To Chief Programmer Amanda:

Miss Amanda, i really nd u to coordinate with me. Coz everytime i msg u, u neva reply.Dun worry, i m not one of ur many suitors tt everyday msg u to pester u. I noe my msg are not cute n sweet like everyone else who msg u. But pls reply to my msg, coz i really nd to noe the updates of the programme and usually i msg u means something impt i wan to noe. N one more thing, nxt time when u send emails to Barba & Jing regarding programme, cn u oso kindly sent me one copy oso coz i nd to noe oso( Actually i dun wan to bother 1, but not nice when pple ask me abt programme i say dunno, tio bo?) So do updates me as well!!

Now, dear amanda, i nd u to liase with all programmers & IC of the games u have, n dicuss with them wat logistic they need by this Friday 300508, 2359 hrs. And updates me on SAT 310508

For the 2nd day, juz take out the night cycling/fright night, put in photo hunt ard ntu(My suggestion)

U can always consult our Trump Card Jun Bin n ask him to assist U. I have oso assign Xiang Yuan, adil, faizal to assist u. U can oso asked other sections pple to become i/c for the game. U tell them i say wan.(Hints: Biz mag pple really quite free during foc)

If u have any problem hitting this objective, Pls do let me noe by Wednesday 280508. Can? Ke Yi Ma?

To Chief Group Leader Jun Bin:

U r the trump card in my team. Coz basicallly u noe every fuck shit of this FOC pogrammes n mainly I/c for all the games. U r the key player, player. U can replace me anytime u wan, man.

Now I nd u to asssit amanda in doing out the list of logistics we need for the damn FOC?

Can it be Done? CFm can wan la.

To the one and only one Programmer Xiang Yuan:

Ur job lar-gi simple, assist amanda in doing out the logistic required n the fuck games details by the dateline i wrote on top.

Ke Yi mah? Can rite?

To GL Adil:

Nd u to assist in coming up the games details n logistic required, job scope same as Xiang Yuan. U r the man, man.

To GL Faizal who i neva see u appear in any one of our meeting.

Hello!! R u there??

I noe u got the cute face and gal klller looks but tt doesnt excuse u from nt doing any of the stuff rite??

So cn i ask u do assist miss amanda regarding the list of games details n logistci required?

To logistic head Ming Feng

I nd u to establish connection with 2 of ur lost comrades, Meera & Yu Jun. Yu JUn recently i saw him liao. Think he shld be zai la.
But anyway, nd u to check out with them n deploy them to help u in executing ur logistics affairs.

Once the above pple doing the logistics n games details come up with a finalised plan, they will sent me the list of logistic required, n i will brief u wat to to. Actually i oso dunno wat to do. but i tink wan can la. Can be done.

So tentatively u shld/muz go find out the below mentioned stuff:

1. Establish contacts with meera n yu jun n deploy them to help u.

2. the sch rental for vans? or u wan to rent outside?(Hints: tink trump card got lobang in Ubi)

3. The sch accomodation process. hw to apply.

4. How to T-loans stuff from Nayang Hse? The forms r with yu jun if i m nt wrong.

5. Pls take note tt we muz go find a place to store these equipment oso,

6. n the date we cn draw i tink we r oso in IA. So u muz noe hw to deploy ur 2 capable assitant to help u draw. For this i leave it to u.



'It is oso in this darkest hour of our holiday time, we nd to waste time in doing this crap, however it is oso this very time that we will explore and found the finest hour of ourselves to overcome this endeavour. Comrades, I assure u, after this shit, U will be a better man/woman. ~Ng Cheong Chuan, May 2008



Yours Very Sincerely & Faithfully,

Ng Cheong Chuan
Vice-President, FOC 2008

Hahaha. I like the last part the most. Dunno y i suddenly got tt inspiration n write the phases tt i tink is the essence of this whole email. Damn zai for a hokkien 兵 like me to write such eng phrases liao. 哈哈.

In the end, the FOC 2008 is a SUCCESS.

Now the new committee is going or have started to organised FOC 2009. I hereby wished them all the best n bring the FOC 2009 to a greater height.

Till then,

Cheers

Recess over liao!!!

Yoz, seebei siao, neva do anything constructive, and yet recess like tt over liao. MP3011 not much progress, MP3001 CA let me expereince trauma, lab report haven start. Haha. Sux sia.Recess is meant for relax wan wat, give us so many projects, siao sia. TT y i recess go enjoy n relax then nw come kaobei this haven do, tt haven finish mah. Tink this is then the correct attitude ba. They should change the name recess la. Change it to squeeze the student wk, or project week or after this week is dateline week more suitable leh.Tio bo? Haha.

Till then,

Cheers!!!