Recess over liao!!!

Yeah. It is the time of the year, when recess is over and i will start to whine in my blog that this haven do lah, tt haven complete la. But nononono, this time i wan to try something different. i dun wan to whine about so much shit haven do, instead i will tok abt wat i did over this "long" 1 week break.

Juz last sat i have my fluid dynamics tutorial in sch. Fun i muz say. Got 1 siao eh, attempt to record the tutorial into his camera or wat la but he oso smart. He choose a spot behind me and xiao feng. Well, of cse, we did the usual shit la. Talk cock in lecture or slp lor, then exam cui we blame the sch la of cse. So in the end, i dunno tt siao eh manage to record anything except all the cock n bullshit xiao feng n 1 crap in the 2 hrs tutorials. Maybe, he will find our crap entertaining? i dunno but all i can say is pls choose ur seat wisely if u wan to record lecture.

Then after tt. ist time xiao feng very enthu in jioing me to go sentosa to participate in some npcc activities. After tt, then i realise is becoz i m wearing a black collar T n tt y he very enthu in jioing me so as to make me sweat n shag like hell la.

Here are some pictures:

Shag look after the hike in dunno wat trail.

Me n xiao feng. Xiao feng = the closest thing i cn regard as friend.


Then during the weekdays, all i did is to go back sch to do FYP for 4 straight days with no results. The last day actually is got some result liao but dunno y the heaven wan to screw me up n make all the values disappeared. So nw i left onli with the graph with no values for me to support my curve. Zai.

Then i went home, suddenly got toothache, friday i went checked up n say i got tooth decay. Damn sian. I tell the dentist save my tooth at all cost coz i cnt remove any tooth anymore coz i left with a few nia. Dun wan to becum bo gai chuan in a age of 24yrs old.

Then blink my eyes is sunday liao, sitting in front of com typing this blog entry. 2mr will be the start of the same shit cycle i have experienced throughout the past 3yrs of my career in NTU. However, this time is even more jialat coz got the pain in the ass FYP.

Till then,

Cheers!!!

Charlize's Birthday!!

Cheers!!!

A Picture speaks louder than words!!!

Cheers!!!

My days as a Hermit has ended!!!!

It has come to this day, when after a 4months break, i will finally led xiao huang into my last ardous campaign in NTU. In these 4 months, even my parents want to present me an award. For the fact that I cn stay at home for a period of 1 month, without stepping out of the house, except going to nearby hawker centre to eat. The next 3months also only a few times went out to fav place with ah liang or the B32 veterans. The rest of the time is at home to be a Full-Time 宅男.

So wat i do at home? BEsides watch dvd or PPstream, is play mafia war lor. An facebook game application. I even set up another acc, yet i can attained lvl 155 in a month time. i tink is quite a feat for the fact that i do not spend $$ like those pro where they go spend real $$ on godfather pt to attained higher lvl. I wld like to post the picture of both my mafia war acc to show off abit but somehw i cnt upload it. Dunno y oso? Ok. nw can liao. here it goes:

This is the main acc. lvl 350.



This is the second acc. lvl 150+



The last Campaign will definitely be a tough one with FYP coming hard down. However, the tactics used r still the same.

1. No chaoing lectures or tutorials(Although yr 4 no tutorials)
2. No waste time walking ard from NIE to ah fang and back to North spine.
3. No slping in lectures. (Beginning able to do tt when in yr 3)
4. No oogling at meimei during free time(This wan abit hard la)

Tink nw can focus more liao ba. No nd to walk to can B or hall 5 to see ah zai.

Till then,

Cheers!!!

A Degree in Singapore got fuck use ah?

Seebei tulan recently, it seems like i cnt find any temp job to earn some peanut $$ to spend my school holidays. I have tried all sort of agency liao. Kelly Services, Adeco, Jobrecuriter,some temp job blog, all neva reply wan. OSo very abusrd, i apply a warehse assistant job which duties are juz move stuff here n there onli. It is $5/hr nia. Nd onli manual work which is strength onli, n in which i tink i m full of it. Nabei still need to send in resume. Wat kind of fuck is this?? At ist i wan to kuai lan n sent in say i got nothing but a pair of strong arms which is more than enugh to satisfy the job requirement but Ok lor, becoz i got nothing to do, so i send in resume lor oso can practice my next sem sub prof com. I done liao swee swee then sent in till nw oso neva reply me. See mi lan jiao. Dun tell me, nd a FIRST Class degree in Logistic Engineering then can apply a $5/hr warehse assistant temp job in singapore ah?

So all the kiasu aunties in singapore who everytime wan their sons n daughters learn this learn tt, piano wan liao go leaRN ballet n muz get in university. I will tell them for wat fuck use? In this damn society nw, the onli way to succeed is to have connection. No connection, u got degree got fuck use?? With a degree, u cnt event find a temp job which pays onli $5/hr. So y study so hard to get in UNi? Go outside, know more pple who have links to the top or who r the top, stick to them. Leech on them can liao. No nd study wan, noe hw to talk can liao.In other words, bor lan pa can liao.If u dunno hw to bor, no connection, n ur education lvl is nt double degree or major, first class, or from some university tt produce keys, u will nt find any jobs in singapore given so much competition from both local and foreign talents.

So i sincerely urges all universities to introduce a cse in bor lan par and networking to help all normal citizen students who are have no connection n lack skills to bootlick their way up wan. This cse must be the most important cse in their cirriculum. Without this cse, all students with juz a normal degree will cnt even find a temp job like a warehse assistant position.

Till i have a temp job,

Cheers!!!!

TMOCC outing on May 9

Ya. Damn long neva come to update this dead blog liao. So now come post some pictures n talk some cock. Recently just have a outing with the TMOCC guys at Iluma. In case any1 dunno where is it, it is the the black shopping complex located opp bugis. Such detailed description dun tink any1 cn miss it liao rite.

The Prologue:

Actually, i oso dunno wat TMOCC stands for? Tink is Tampines Office Call Centre ba or Tampines operation call centre? Haha, dun care la, juz wan to make a pt tt i was a temp as a call operator b4 la. Talking abt call operator, bring me back some memories when i was there. As usual, the supervisor or those executives will complaint tt my voice is nt friendly or polite enugh and one thing very kua zhang wan is tt they say my voice is so loud tt even they cn hear it when they are in the office which is abt 2 classrm size of dist away from my desk. Damn zai rite, cnt believe still gt pple more kua zhang than me wan. Hehehe. So, got 1 perios of time, they tell me no nd to receive call liao, ask me go do the recording of invoice msgs, something like a hp mailbox wan la. When the line is too busy, those pple will be transfer to mailbox n leave their msg. My job is to type out their msg n give those regulars to call them back to addresss their problems. Quite fun wan, sometimes these pple becoz tulan mah, nt able to call in so they leave those vulgarities as msgs lor. Ahaha. The most zai part is i type exactly wat vulgarities they used into the system till got 1 time, a regular come n tell me no nd to type those vulgarities wan. Hahahaa. So enugh details of this tmocc thing liao. Now cn proceed to the story.

The Story:

We meet up at the iluma place n have our dinner at empire state. I personally dun like la, the serving too small liao la. Totally different in wat the menu shows. Although i noe will be different la, but is really differ too much liao. To build an empire with this std, is still a long long long way to go man. Then the usual meet up thing lor, talk abt the recent highlights of ur life, wat u doing ah, hw ur life ah, hw do u see urself in 5 yrs times ah, wat ur strength and weakness, list an e.g of a recent achieviement in ur life, wat ur hobbies n etc n etc. HAhaha, sound like an interview rather than friends meet-up. Hahahahaa, of cse nt la, after the ist 2 qns is all i tok cock wan la. Where got pple meet up tok abt those thing wan
haha.

Then, we proceed to eat dessert la. At some shop-house at bugis wan there wan la. Those dessert shop oso make big $$ sia. I look at the menu, all smelly smelly nd $3 above wan. Got 1 tt caught my eye is tian zai xing or sweet in heart, something like tt wan la, actually is juz mango pudding. haha. After toking some cock there, then we ber-su-rei lor. The outing has ended and we RTU liao lor.

Here comes the pictures:


The TMOCC Gang of 2007:
From CCW direcion, Samantha, Glenda, Kelvin, Chuan, Keshin
Absent with apologies: Dahna, Vivien & Kenneth, Yanshan, Yongshen.


Me n Kelvin(A guy with a complicated watch)


Waiting patiently for my food!!!


Choosing carefully wat to eat but still the serving damn small!!

TT all the highlights of the outing.

Till then,

Cheers!!!!

R u entertained or offended?

Hahaha. Recently in the recess, i meet up with xiao feng to do the MP3011 project. We talk cock then dunno y talk till last yr FOC. Then he very proud to show me one of my quite famous email tt raised some storm in the whole organisation exco committee. Tt email have many consequences. Some are entertained, some are pissed, some are impressed, some read liao, cnt eat,talk,slp for days, some tio PTSD symptoms ba. But it also bring in many pple to help our this foc and in the end is executable. Can say is this email motivate pple to help ba.(Actually is they bobian liao) Hahahaa. This in warfare is called Bo Fu Chen Zhou ba. Zhi zi yu si di er hou sheng. Hehehehe.

K the entertaining email goes like tt:

Subject: FOC Programmes details & logistic matters
Date: Mon, 26 May 2008 15:01:38 +0000

Good evening all comrades,

This is the ist time i m writing emails to ask u abt FOC shit matters. I noe is holiday mood, me myself oso nt keen on doing this fuck thing in the ist place but since we r in it, let push ourselves up, draw our arms, clench our fist, n settle this damn foc once n for all n stuff it up its candy asses.

Now ist thing, u all wan to have a meeting n i assign jobs to u pple or i assign job to u individual n u brave comrades will updates me??

Attached is the programme list done by Miss Amanda, in it u will find the games in-charge. Some programmes r nt finalised yet. Depend on amanda.

I got damn datelines to meet. According to Miss Stressful President, i nd to have the most updated programmes with all the fuck details in it by 5th June, coz SAO nd it by then.

To all:

Pls reply me whether u all wan to meet up to discuss or do individually then updates me?

Reply me to acknowlege that u have seen this msg.

To Chief Programmer Amanda:

Miss Amanda, i really nd u to coordinate with me. Coz everytime i msg u, u neva reply.Dun worry, i m not one of ur many suitors tt everyday msg u to pester u. I noe my msg are not cute n sweet like everyone else who msg u. But pls reply to my msg, coz i really nd to noe the updates of the programme and usually i msg u means something impt i wan to noe. N one more thing, nxt time when u send emails to Barba & Jing regarding programme, cn u oso kindly sent me one copy oso coz i nd to noe oso( Actually i dun wan to bother 1, but not nice when pple ask me abt programme i say dunno, tio bo?) So do updates me as well!!

Now, dear amanda, i nd u to liase with all programmers & IC of the games u have, n dicuss with them wat logistic they need by this Friday 300508, 2359 hrs. And updates me on SAT 310508

For the 2nd day, juz take out the night cycling/fright night, put in photo hunt ard ntu(My suggestion)

U can always consult our Trump Card Jun Bin n ask him to assist U. I have oso assign Xiang Yuan, adil, faizal to assist u. U can oso asked other sections pple to become i/c for the game. U tell them i say wan.(Hints: Biz mag pple really quite free during foc)

If u have any problem hitting this objective, Pls do let me noe by Wednesday 280508. Can? Ke Yi Ma?

To Chief Group Leader Jun Bin:

U r the trump card in my team. Coz basicallly u noe every fuck shit of this FOC pogrammes n mainly I/c for all the games. U r the key player, player. U can replace me anytime u wan, man.

Now I nd u to asssit amanda in doing out the list of logistics we need for the damn FOC?

Can it be Done? CFm can wan la.

To the one and only one Programmer Xiang Yuan:

Ur job lar-gi simple, assist amanda in doing out the logistic required n the fuck games details by the dateline i wrote on top.

Ke Yi mah? Can rite?

To GL Adil:

Nd u to assist in coming up the games details n logistic required, job scope same as Xiang Yuan. U r the man, man.

To GL Faizal who i neva see u appear in any one of our meeting.

Hello!! R u there??

I noe u got the cute face and gal klller looks but tt doesnt excuse u from nt doing any of the stuff rite??

So cn i ask u do assist miss amanda regarding the list of games details n logistci required?

To logistic head Ming Feng

I nd u to establish connection with 2 of ur lost comrades, Meera & Yu Jun. Yu JUn recently i saw him liao. Think he shld be zai la.
But anyway, nd u to check out with them n deploy them to help u in executing ur logistics affairs.

Once the above pple doing the logistics n games details come up with a finalised plan, they will sent me the list of logistic required, n i will brief u wat to to. Actually i oso dunno wat to do. but i tink wan can la. Can be done.

So tentatively u shld/muz go find out the below mentioned stuff:

1. Establish contacts with meera n yu jun n deploy them to help u.

2. the sch rental for vans? or u wan to rent outside?(Hints: tink trump card got lobang in Ubi)

3. The sch accomodation process. hw to apply.

4. How to T-loans stuff from Nayang Hse? The forms r with yu jun if i m nt wrong.

5. Pls take note tt we muz go find a place to store these equipment oso,

6. n the date we cn draw i tink we r oso in IA. So u muz noe hw to deploy ur 2 capable assitant to help u draw. For this i leave it to u.



'It is oso in this darkest hour of our holiday time, we nd to waste time in doing this crap, however it is oso this very time that we will explore and found the finest hour of ourselves to overcome this endeavour. Comrades, I assure u, after this shit, U will be a better man/woman. ~Ng Cheong Chuan, May 2008



Yours Very Sincerely & Faithfully,

Ng Cheong Chuan
Vice-President, FOC 2008

Hahaha. I like the last part the most. Dunno y i suddenly got tt inspiration n write the phases tt i tink is the essence of this whole email. Damn zai for a hokkien 兵 like me to write such eng phrases liao. 哈哈.

In the end, the FOC 2008 is a SUCCESS.

Now the new committee is going or have started to organised FOC 2009. I hereby wished them all the best n bring the FOC 2009 to a greater height.

Till then,

Cheers

Recess over liao!!!

Yoz, seebei siao, neva do anything constructive, and yet recess like tt over liao. MP3011 not much progress, MP3001 CA let me expereince trauma, lab report haven start. Haha. Sux sia.Recess is meant for relax wan wat, give us so many projects, siao sia. TT y i recess go enjoy n relax then nw come kaobei this haven do, tt haven finish mah. Tink this is then the correct attitude ba. They should change the name recess la. Change it to squeeze the student wk, or project week or after this week is dateline week more suitable leh.Tio bo? Haha.

Till then,

Cheers!!!

Ya la. Damn long neva come n update my blog liao. Same shit lor, quiz, projects, studies and other commitments such as playing mafia wars n etc. This yr chinese new year really dun look like chinese new year. Dun have the mood, the spirit and somehow it passed damn fast. Now chinese new year ma chiam like public holiday nia. No more special to any chinese any more. Tink in singapore nia ba. Chu san nd to start work liao, some even start work on chu yi. Siao. When will us slow down our pace n start to enjoy life. Sick man. No chioce la i tink. We juz swallowed it n continue to stress ourselves up lor. Now with the economy so bad, the more we will swallowed it, coz now bosses are like god liao.They will tell u, not happy, dun do la.

Ok. Here r some flashback of Chinese New Year 2009:





Haha, the baby cute. Seldom see i smile so wholeheartedly wan. A baby innocence will take away ones troubles temporary, seeing them makes me feel tt there is still some good in this damn world.

Till then,

Cheers!!!!

3rd week begins!!!

Wat lao! Damn fast 3rd week liao, starting to get lost in lecture n begins to feel sian abt chionging liao due to the sick travelling time n workload. Last weekend actually wan to chiong lab report n tutorial wan but Sat spend whole day with my pri sch friend, kelvin fixing my com. he really gou jiang yi qi, accompany me to sim lim then back to my hse fixed my com. Zai!!! Sun spend the whole day watching my collection of new year movies collection, as i was in CNY mood. HAhaha. Wasted again. Sian Sia!!! Maybe i shld wake up and restart my engine coz i dun wan this sem to be a disappointing sem again or even worst, the most cui sem. Tink i juz admit defeat to Ah liang bet ba. Really cnt get 1 b4 he graduate. Nabei. Hahaha.

3rd week lai ba, I will overcome U!!!

Till Then,

Cheers!!!!

De-steam liao!!!

Tio, sch past 1 week nia, and i somehow de-steam liao. Lose the energy to bia tutorial and read txtbk in advance liao. cui sia!! Mainly due to the fuck travelling distance fr home to sch, esp travel alone, damn sian. And of cse tt damn Ah liang ask me to see Ah Zai when in hall 5, nabei, tt really break my study momentum sia.But i did fulfill my promise of the promise for at least 1 week liao, i neva zhao or sleep in lessons or any tutorials. Looking foward to maintain tt record and of cse if cn often see Ah Zai oso dun mind break study momentum for a while la. hehehe... 2nd Week will be a challenge again and of cse i will do my best to handle it.

Of cse ending with:

Cheers!!!